Smelly Deli

If you are between the ages of 16 and 32, reside in Boulder and are not located in the county jail you have probably paid a late night visit to this dump site.

The University Hill Market & Deli is a great late night drunkard's mecca out front of The Fox on The Hill. The gyros at this place will make your penis stand on end. The affectionately dubbed "Smelly Deli" has virtually everything you could possibly need between the hours of 10pm and 3am. Especially seen as all you could possibly need between the hours of 10am and 3pm besides a Miller Lite consists of some food, a pack of cigarettes or a condom, maybe all of them. Remember, condom is to penis as sandwich is to mouth.

The real beauty about the Deli is located towards the back of the store and to the right at the end of the rainbow of Energy drinks and Sodas. This bathroom isn't clean, it's functional. It's actually filthy. This is without a doubt the most tagged bathroom in Boulder, and it's phenomenal. The number of one time 2am blurbs, colors and hand styles could hold my attention for hours. Be aware these aren't just scribbles they are signatures, signatures that took hundreds sometimes thousands of repetitious movements to create that specific style, those clean beautiful lines. A person literally has to learn to wield, not just hold, but wield their marker to create those lines on hundreds of different surfaces.

The real special thing about this location though is anyone who has ever tagged anything in Boulder has more than likely been in their and written their piece. The real fun in being in that bathroom is if you've paid any attention to the infrastructure of the city you can find tags from all over Boulder on the walls of this bathroom. Write your piece before they finally decide it's time to clean shop.